An Evening of Long Goodbyes
Author:Paul Murray
Language: eng
Format: mobi
Tags: Literature, Fiction
ISBN: 9783548606767
Publisher: Penguin Group UK
Published: 2004-01-02T00:00:00+00:00
9
Taking my chance meeting with Hoyland to be nothing less than a warning from the gods, I did not attempt any other agencies that day. The rain had become a deluge and by the time I got back to Bonetown I was in a foul mood. It didn’t help that from the bus stop I had to run a gauntlet of local youths, who appeared to have gone on some sort of rampage. The sky was lit up by explosions, and the streets were filled with urchins calling to each other as they hauled timber, car tyres and any other flammable business to the pyre that had materialized before the block of flats.
‘Hallowe’en,’ Droyd explained, when I pointed this out.
‘It’s weeks to Hallowe’en,’ I said sourly, taking off my scarf as, outside, a series of metallic creaks and groans was succeeded by cheers and an expensive-sounding crash. ‘They’re not going to keep this up all night, are they? I mean presumably some of them have parents, who might eventually begin to wonder –’
‘Ah yeah,’ Droyd said happily, looking down at the mayhem. ‘There’s always a bit of crack round here on Hallowe’en, am I right, Frankie?’
‘Ah yeah,’ Frank concurred lugubriously.
‘Look out, neighbourhood cats,’ Droyd said.
‘I don’t mind crack,’ I said. ‘I like crack as much as the next man. But it’s not doing a thing for my nerves, and I already have a splitting headache – I say, I don’t suppose those heroin dealers carry Anadin or paracetamol or anything like that, do they?’
‘I think they just have heroin, Charlie.’
‘Here, Frankie, remember that time the fire engine came out and we all threw rocks at them and I hit this one bollocks with a plank, remember that?’
‘Yeah.’
‘You assaulted the fire brigade?’ I said incredulously.
‘We were just tryin to have a laugh,’ Droyd’s face crossing swiftly silver then pink as a brace of rockets went up. ‘Is that too much to ask? If they’d just let us enjoy ourselves one fuckin day a year then no one’d have to get hurt, would they?’
‘A laugh,’ I repeated sardonically. ‘It looks like Bosnia out there.’ As I said it I felt a pang of homesickness for Mrs P and the cups of cocoa she made for one on rainy days like this…
‘I wonder if they’ll come out this year,’ Droyd said, rubbing his hands.
With a heavy sigh, Frank got up, went to the refrigerator, took out a six-pack of Hobson’s and left the room.
‘What’s eating him?’ I asked.
‘That bird was here,’ Droyd said disapprovingly.
‘What bird?’
‘That bird with no tits,’ he elaborated. ‘Your sister.’
‘She was? Well, damn it, why didn’t he – I say!’ I stormed out into the living room just in time to see Frank vanish into the bathroom and slide the lock shut. I went up and hammered indignantly on the door. ‘I say!’
‘Occupied,’ came the small voice from inside.
‘You didn’t tell me that Bel was here.’
‘Oh yeah,’ the voice said, with an air of cloudy recollection. ‘That’s right, she asked if you’d give her a ring.
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